Anything is Possible!–with Cute Anime Girls: Milf and Fertility Edition

Loli milfs? Seemingly ageless characters? BWH measurements of 106-65-102 cm and such [NSFW]?  In the words of Kevin Garnett, “Anything is possible!”

I watched a video a while ago, and this meme was in it:

Anime girls continue to amaze me. This is Kaede Kagayama from Non Non Biyori, a moe slice-of-life of cute girls who live in the countryside of Japan. I’ve watched it, and I recommend it if you want a relaxing, comedic series.

Some time later, I had a startling thought, “Has such a character experienced menopause if at all?”

Fertility for women is signified by youth and beauty. These three attributes are directly tied to one another, barring any physical disorders, genetic or otherwise. For most women, these all fade by their mid-30s to early 40s. By about this age range, their ability to carry healthy offspring declines dramatically as the risk of age-related diseases rise for them and their potential offspring, and their beauty naturally declines in time to their biological clocks. This subsequently signifies to others that she practically can no longer bear healthy offspring.

Kaede’s physical appearance has defied those odds. According to MAL, she is 20-years-old for what I assume to be a significant part of the series. There then are moments where the viewer sees her as a 40-year-old and a 60-year-old, supposedly. If this is true, then this means Kaede has far surpassed the age range with which women normally hit “the wall.” And because this directly ties with fertility for real-life women, it likely means Kaede still is healthily fertile.

Nevertheless, this meme references a larger realization. There are (seemingly) ageless anime girls, whether they are demons, goddesses, dragons, or loli milfs.

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid

Ultimately, I’ve known that agelessness is not true in Kaede’s case. Still I wanted to play cute demon girl’s advocate and discover some actual examples. Now, my thought was, “How common are non-supernatural, 40-years-old or older anime women who have not hit “the wall” and appear to show no signs of doing so?” I wanted to dive in and see how superior this gene pool could be, so to speak.

Using AniDB, I searched for female characters aged 40 to 49 after a quick, unsuccessful search which included those aged 50 to 70. I imposed the upper limit to avoid returning supernatural characters with non-human lifespans, and each character’s age in this list is canon because of their source material. The source materials do not always define characters’ ages, of course. Even if I knew of an older character who could meet the criteria because of appearance or circumstances such as having beautiful daughters, I overlooked them if AniDB did not return them in my search. Based on this criteria, I discovered five of just over 110 characters who I would say are physically attractive enough still to at least give the impression of healthy fertility. I understand that that is subjective, nevertheless. We’ll look at these characters a little later. Let’s address my next step first.

I then dropped the age range by four to 36- to 45-years-old, which proved to be noticeably more successful because of the 36- to 39-years-old women whose youth in comparison to older women objectively make them more fertile, barring other factors. This younger sub-group accounts for 109 of the 188 women in the 36- to 45-years-old group, suggesting that there is a cutoff date for many anime women after 39. The number in this sub-group is nearly as large as the 40 to 49 group. For examples of those “fertile” aged 36 to 39, we have:

Touwa Meme
Touwa Meme (39-40) from Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko
Sakarada Satsuki
Sakarada Satsuki (38) from Joukamachi no Dandelion
Matsumae Satsuki
Matsumae Satsuki (38) from Hanasaku Iroha

Now, for some fun, the “fertile” 40- to 45-year-old women:

Bekki Natsumi
Bekki Natsumi (42) from Nourin
Toomi Chizuru
Toomi Chizuru (42) from Soukyuu no Fafner: Dead Aggressor
Hayase Kinue
My fav: loli milf Hayase Kinue (42) from Masamune-kun no Revenge

The meme, alas, does appear to be an exaggeration. I could not really find anyone, let alone a noteworthy amount of women, above the age of 50 who appear youthful enough to be considered healthily fertile. That may be different with hentai characters who are more numerous in manga and visual novels because hentai anime generally are adaptations of these media. Most such characters would not be listed on AniDB. I would say not to expect too many 60-year-olds to look like 20-year-olds you’d consider courting unless they are supernatural and therefore ageless. Nevertheless, if you love milfs as I do, even those pushing to 45, then there is a waifu for you desu.

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